pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I deliver pizza. Tonight, I rang a customer’s doorbell only to find an old man wearing a t-shirt, but no pants, sitting Indian-style on the floor. He was beyond intoxicated but still conscious enough to make sure to get all his change. I had to see old-man junk and received a tip of zero dollars.

If this happened to me, I’d probably quit on the spot

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    If this happened...me, I’d probably quit
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    ^ that’s my entry. stupid drunk nasty guy…
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    this in gainesville?
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